Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just took my morning after pill in the library
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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