no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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