shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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