I want to stick my p in your. b.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize