She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she peed on how many people?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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