Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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