rhymes with "ouble enetration"
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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