A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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