Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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