3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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