Who wears a wallet chain?!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I supernannyed him into submission
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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