So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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