Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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