You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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