i think my mom watched the whole time
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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