I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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