Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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