tell your sister to shave her snatch
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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