just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just puked most of my soul out..
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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