what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
