Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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