I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
