wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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