when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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