when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Everyone says I win the strip club
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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