I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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