That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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