Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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