you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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