my shit smells like andre
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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