he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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