You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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