My hand turned me down
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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