have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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