what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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