I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
please don't ironically join a cult
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