***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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