my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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