what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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