My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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