Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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