I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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