Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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