i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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