summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
