I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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