the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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