You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?