How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there