winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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