I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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