You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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