well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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