they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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