So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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