we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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