whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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