I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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