I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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